Do you have the entire Thomas Auquinas walks into a bar joke

secretarymccord:

I don’t think anyone does?

@beautifuldisastr?

Transcripts from the Series Finale.

So Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar. Bartender pours him a big goblet of mead and says, “How you doing?” Aquinas says, “Oh, not so great. "I’ve been working on this treatise for seminarians. "Uh, basically explains all the major points of Catholicism. "It could be the most important "theological document of our time. "I even thought of the perfect title. "Summa Theologica. "So, I-I finish it, and I misplaced it. "I can’t find it anywhere, and I can’t understand "why God would inspire me to do this "and then allow it to be taken away. What is God trying to tell me?” Bartender says, “Eh. You win summa, you lose summa.